reality hidup

Emmmmmmmm...Nape eik, slalu p yg kitew plan x slalu nyew mengikut p yg ktew nk.... why33333.... i always keep questioned myself why????

sjk sk dl pn, kalu aku nk p2 pn aku kn struggle glew utk dpt.... kalu aku angan2 jew, xd maknanyew.... tp aku dh besa xp....

kangkadang aku jealous gak org len....xyah usha byk2... wish jew, trus dpt... itupun x bersyukur n byk merungut....hu,huuuu.... manusia mmg x prnh b'syukur ngn p d....

slalu p nk dpt sng dpt pas2 reject cam2 jew....aku nyew lew....ha,haaaaaaa

mayb i'm not good enough....yelah.....

wat should i do.....?

sk dl aku bkn nyew ulat bulu pn...xd mkn nk concentrate dlm kls.... bsng jew, hu,huuu.... aku msh igt kata2 sorng cikgu 2 yg gtau aku ni satu ari mst jd samseng dpn dak2 klas aku...Alhamdullilah, aku msih dipaksi yang btul....

bkn suma sk kitew...hu,huuu...eleh, yg x sk aku sorang jew, byk ag cikgu sk aku, even junior....ha,haaaaaa

pindah kelantan, aku kn sound ngn cikgu disiplin....dia ckp aku xkn dpt msk kls science...kata nyew mulut dia mst masin...aleh33, aku msk gak....dia ckp kebetulan jew.....ceh

xp2....aku sk cabaran....den, aku dpt biasiswa dak bijak kut....hu,huuuu...tp sbb aku t'libat dlm conflict ngn ank pk hem ngn ketua bidang, aku pn ngn rendah dr mengundr dr dpt biasiswa....

kaunselor pretend aku....xp lew, aku x ksh....tp d hati plak ckg 2 nk wat aku menantu dia....blah arrrrr.....

Nvmd...I'll try my bez...Wat can i do pray for Allah.... Neway, i have frenz...when i need them, they alwayz come 4 me...thanx alot.....

wat should i do????

bangun pagi tgk muka lala.....detik2 berlalu ku hadapi ngn tenang diiringi cabaran lala yg x lekang dgn ku....hua33333....dimana ku berada disitu lala berada....

msk ke tengah hari, hati ku gundah gulana....keje xd, ati pn cam mls jew...adakah ini dinamakan cinta????

C~ ceritera perihal penanam anggur berjaya
I~impak yang memberikan pulangn kepemalasan yg tinggi
N~n almost my time, i spend wif lala
T~d thing is, we r together
A~arghhhhhhh.....jgn pkiq bkn22222....lala 2 my closed frend kkkkkk

even i not relly like 2 eat lala, but lala ni speacial skit....menurut perintah.....ha,haaaaaaaaaaa....

Zura~ lala, i command u@#$$$$
hu,huuuuuuuaan

dh lm x update blog ni.....blew pkiq ms yg pnjng diiringi kicauan ketiadaan 8tiviti, tngn yg kasaq ni jd lemah gemalai.....hua3333

dh kol 4 pn....br lps pekena ns lemak Cinta syng....2 jew low budget.....blk terus ngn agenda yg sm....tuing3333...huh.....ikut ati mau nk p cr bala jew....

uiiiiiii....xyah p jauh3333....dpn mata d....hahahaaaaaaa33333...siap ar ko m'cik lala....akn ku jadikan ko umpan ikan duyung...wahahaha....ok gua dh melalut.....

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

The Bottom Line

Your drive for success is getting stronger. You're going to meet your goals soon.

In Detail

Part of being smart is knowing when you don't know enough. Instead of berating yourself for a little knowledge deficit, get cracking on filling it up. Think of the folks you know who are likely to know more, and assemble your own team of experts. Do a bit of Internet research. Hit the library. Ask your mentor. Maybe even consult your parents. Using the resources available to you is truly intelligent

my personality

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

B.O.I.K.O.T

Berikut adalah senarai barangan Yahudi laknat dan Amerika penghianat yang kita harus boikot :-

Syarikat HeinzProduk: Puri Tomato, Ketchup, Sos Cili & Tomato...

Syarikat LambertProduk: Gula-gulaJenama: Chiclets, Adams, Clorets, Snack, Halls

Syarikat HosstessProduk: Makanan Ringan & KekJenama

Syarikat CadburyProduk: Coklat, Gula-gula, makanan ringan

Syarikat Coca-colaProduk: Minuman bergasJenama: Coca-cola, Fanta, Sprite, Pepsi, 7-up, Mountain Dew, Miranda

Syarikat NestleProduk: Makanan Ringan, Minuman, Campuran MasakanJenama: Kit-kat, Perrier, Nescafe, Maggie, Vittel, Pure Life, Nido, Smarties, Lion, Polo, After Eight, Coffe Mate, Nesquik, Aero, Quality Street, Felix (makanan haiwan-kucing), Croose & Blackwell, Milkmaid, Carnation, Shreddies, Baci Baby Ruth, ButterFinger, MilkyBar, Frutips

Syarikat AmericanaProduk: Burger, Sausage, Ayam... dan sebagainya.Minyak Sayuran Rawabi, FernMakaroni Columbus, HayoChipsyDelta

Super Market~Sainsburry, Heiz, Edge, Tesco

Kedai Makan/Restoran~ McDonalds, Tikka, Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC), Kantis, Arby's, Pizza Hut, Chicken Tikka, ParadiseMcBurger

SabunJenama: Head & Shoulders, Pert Plus, Pantene, Always, Tide, Crest, Pampers, Lux, Palmolive, Camay, Zest, Ariel, Fairy, Signal 2, Close Up, Colgate, Monsieur Propre, Oil of Olaz, Petrol Hahn, Pringles, Sanicroix, Tampax, Tempo, Vicks, Vizir, Yes Swiffer, Ace, Action 500, Bonux, Mr Clean

Syarikat PalmoliveProduk: Pencuci dan SabunJenama: Ajax, Palmolive, Tahiti, Axion, Bingo, Fabe, Felire, La croix, Mennen, Murphy

Syarikat Johnson & JohnsonProduk: Kesihatan dan Penjagaan DiriSyarikat JohnsonProduk: Pewangi dan Ubat Nyah SeranggaJenama: Raid, Glade

Syarikat Revlon Make-upSyarikat East In SambelSyarikat Beverly HillsSyarikat Sitreen

Bahan TenagaBateri Kenderaan MilestoneBateri Kenderaan PowderBateri Kecil Energyzer, Duracell, Eveready

Alatan Sukan Nike, Universal, Power, Paramount, Youngers

PakaianJean's Basic, Kelvin Klein, ,Levi's, Basic, Ralph Lauren

Alatan PejabatSyarikat Delta, EgyptParker, SchifferPen, SchifferHigher

Alatan Komunikasi dan Teknologi Maklumat Mac, IBM, Intel, Uracel, Nokia, Motorola

DigitalSumber : Persatuan Penguna Islam Malaysia dan putera.com

Wasiat Seorang Pak Dukun...

Alkisah... .maka hendakdijadikan cerita,di sebuah kampung yang bernama Talam Bertangkup terdapat seorang Dukun(pawang,bomoh etc.)bernama Pak Akobyang sangat kaya raya.dia hidup dengan hasil menyembuhkan penyakit dan menghasilkan penyakit... dia bukanlah orang yang baik... .tetapi penduduk kampung tidak mengetahui perbuatannya yangtidak bermoral itu..hartanya dianggarkan berjumlah $USD 33 BILLION.kiraan majalah FORBES..beliau menduduki tempat pertama cartadukun-dukun bawah umur 70 tahun yang terkayadi dunia.melebihi harta ketua kampung itu sendiri..hasil kekayaan Pak Akob niesebenarnya adalah daripada penat lelah seekor TOYOL belaan beliau..beliau membela toyol,hantu raya,langsuir dan segala hantu rempit kaki kelepet... .

Pada hari khamis malam jumaat Pak Akob telah bermimpi bahawa beliau sudah hampir dengan tarikh luput hayatnya..dan mimpi itu berulang selama 5hari berturut-turut..ini menimbulkan keresahan dihati beliau..mengikut pertilikan beliau yang berpengalaman dalam bidang ilmu hitam selama 40 tahun itu,mimpi-mimpitersebut akan menjadi kenyataaan... ini sangat menyusahkan hati Pak Akob... .

Pak Akob menyeru Toyolnya keluardanterjadilah dialog antara Pak Akob dan TOYOL..

Pak Akub : Toyol,aku ada sebuah mission possibleuntuk kau...
Toyol: Apa dia bos.
Pak Akub : Nie wasiat aku. Aku nak kau tuliskan jawapan yangakan ditanya padaku di kain kafan ku pabila akumeninggal nanti..
Toyol: Okey bos.Beres..

Maka si Toyol nie pun pergi mencari jawapan..segenap pelusuk dunia nyata dan ghaib Toyol pergi,tetapi dukacitanya si Toyol itu tidak mampu untuk mencarinya... .akibat takut akan hukuman yang diberikan pabila gagal melaksanakan tugas, maka Toyol pun mengkelepet Pak Akob.Toyol memberitahu pada Pak Akob bahawa semua jawapan pada soalan kubur telah berjaya dicuri dan akan ditulis pada kain kafan pabila Pak Akob meninggal nanti..

Hari yang dijangkakan telah tiba.Pak Akob menghembuskan nafas yang terakhir pada jam 1600hrs..setelah selesai dikebumikan,terjadilah sesi soal jawab..Pak Akob tidak takut, kerana dia mempercayai Toyolnya telah melakukan apa yang disuruhnya..: Dari manakah asal mu... .?Pak Akob pun membelek kain kafannya mencari jawapan.dan dengan bangga,bongkak,takburnya beliau menjawab,MADE IN CHINA.

Top 10: Outrageous Dubai Construction Projects

No.1 - The World Islands
Global warming may drown Florida and most coastlines in the near future. Dubai's answer? Build its own islands rising out of an ever-rising sea. The World Islands make up the only man-made archipelago, consisting of 300 islands. You can own the last one for $250 million. If you do, your new neighbors might be David Beckham and Rod Stewart, as both are rumored to have bought into this outrageous man-made wonder.

No.2 - Business Bay
In Dubai, if you're going to play hard, you're going to work just as hard. As such, Dubai is in the process of constructing a downtown, central business district known as Business Bay. What's so special about a business district? Every city has them. Well, in Dubai, there will be 230 office towers, including many of the most spectacular office towers on this list. Dubai is literally changing the face of the city by moving Dubai Creek, adding 7 miles to this water way in the process, in order to make Dubai the place to do business anywhere in the world. While the first towers came online in 2007, completion of the project won't occur until 2010.

No.3 - Mall of Arabia
Sure, Americans may be the world's baseline consumers, but they've got nothing on this mall in Dubai. The Mall of Arabia will have 10,000,000 square feet of leasable shop space, surpassing the previous title holder for Largest Mall in the World. If you don't feel like you want your shopping experience to end, you can plan on staying in one of the rooftop hotels that will be included. How's that for shopping convenience? Ten thousand parking spaces and the world's largest Starbucks coffee shop will round out the outrageous shopping experience.

No.4 - Falconcity of Wonders
Wouldn't you like to see all the ancient and modern wonders of the world in one place? Look no farther than Dubai's Falcon City of Wonders. They've decided to make replicas of the Seven Wonders of the World and throw in landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Leaning Tower of Pisa for good measure. Ever thought the Eiffel Tower was a tad bit boring? Sure, we all have. That's why Dubai is going to make it bigger, encase it in glass and turn it into a luxury hotel in the city center. Why is it called Falcon City? Well, if you happen to be on the International Space Station, it'll look just like a falcon. They broke ground in 2008.

No.5 - Al Maktoum International Airport
Take the largest commuter airport in the world, combine it with the largest freight hub in the world, and then triple it. That's the plan for Dubai's new international airport. This sprawling complex in the heart of the new city center will feature six parallel runways for non-stop service with the world's newest and largest aircrafts, including the Airbus A380. Parking won't be a problem with 100,000 parking spaces. Completion is expected in 2017, at which time the airport is expected to accommodate 70 million passenger

No.6 - Burj Al Alam
It must be a joy to work in the permit office in Dubai. It seems no project receives the green light unless there's some extra flair. Take for example the Burj Al Alam office building and hotel. Expected to be completed in 2010, this hyperboloid skyscraper will be a crystalline flower rising 108 stories out of the desert floor. A Turkish bath and sky garden are going to occupy the top floors (in case you can't get through the day working in the world's most luxurious office space). With 74 floors of office space and 27 floors of luxury penthouses, the Burj Al Alam is another shining example of Dubai's audacious flavor.

No.7 - Dubailand
Tourism is the completely sustainable solution to Dubai's declining oil production. All you need is disposable income and something to see. For the latter, Dubai has it covered. Dubailand, when completed, is going to be the largest theme park on the planet. Costing $70 billion to complete, the park will consist of seven fully themed worlds with 45 mega projects, including another massive $1 billion indoor snow park, and 200 smaller sub projects. Dubailand will dwarf Disney World coming in at twice the size.

No.8 - Dubai Sports City
Why did this massive sports complex need to see the light of day? Dubai is not traditionally known for its dominance in sport. Perhaps to change all that Dubai Sports City is going to contain a world-class 60,000-seat stadium, 25,000-seat cricket grounds, a 10,000-seat indoor arena, a 5,000-seat field hockey stadium, and an 18-hole golf course designed by none other than Ernie Els thrown in for good measure. Coming in at a price tag of more than $4 billion, the rumor was that this facility would serve as a bid to host the 2016 Olympics. Turns out the rumor was false and Dubai didn't even bother to submit a bid. So, then, why did they build this world-class facility? Just to be outrageous of course.

No.9 - Burj Dubai
Financing probably never came into the equation of whether or not to build the Burj Dubai. This skyscraper is currently the tallest man-made structure on the face of the planet. The best part of that distinction is that it's not even finished. When it is finished, Burj Dubai is slated to be 2,684 feet tall. What's even more absurd is that world records in construction had to be set just to build the thing; pumping concrete more than 1,900 vertical feet is no small task. When you see this crystal spire, you know that they are going to touch the face of God and set records doing it.

No.10 - Hydropolis
The Hydropolis is a project seemingly dreamed up by pure wonder. Dubai is a fairly small city with a fairly high heat index, but it takes some force of will to decide that you're going to move the entire hotel to the bottom of the ocean. You have to admire that dream. It takes a special breed of man to walk into a board room and present a PowerPoint presentation for an underwater hotel the size of Hyde Park. Lucky for us, after years of delays, the project should finally be ready for your Aquaman fantasies by the end of 2009.